Sundry Deliveries

I have ordered 4 six packs of beer (Heinekins!) and packs of cigarettes at 5am or 7am from a deli before for after partying. Mostly, when I'm with friends and strangers. But sometimes, when I'm afterpeeing by myself. That's one of the greatest things about living in Manhattan. As long as you have money, friends, life, and a deli, the music never stops. You can literally party non-stop forever. 25/7/365.

I wish that I had a 3 bedroom, 3,000 sq. ft. apt. with a good view. I would party all night until 3 pm and have my friends party all night with me and sleep over and go out downtown for a 'sunset brunch' at 6pm and do the hoe down all over again. Fantastic meaningless fun!

Right now, I wish had some kim bop delivered to me. It's a futomaki (i.e. rice, mock crab, yellow sweet radish, and minced meat wrapped in seaweed, like a california roll but bigger and extra more dilish). I used to have it at picnics with my family. It's a great snack. Scooby snack. "Grow up Fred!" ... "No, NEVER! and fuck everybody."

I don't feel like or want to walk 4 avenues (each avenue is equivalent to 3 blocks. 20 blocks equal a mile) to get my kim bop. It's 6 sliced rolls for $5. Cheap.

But I don't have the number. I guess I can google it. But I'm pretty sure that they don't deliver. It's like a Korean 7/11 and 7/11s don't deliver.

I would get 2 packs of kim bop and pay extra $5s for delivery (would go up to $30s extra if they pressed. I would actually respect that level of blatant thievery).

I want to live in a world, a city, where anything can be delivered within half an hour and automatically charged to my credit card. Food, cigs., alcohol, Osetra caviar from Iran (Imperial grade), guns and ammunition, clothes, escorts (sex), a blowjob, a fuck, and whateverelse I want WHENEVER I feel like it (e.g. sometimes, I want to have a puppy that I can pet and play with for like 3 hrs.). I probably can (except the rent-a-pup, in Manhattan but I need the numbers in my cellphone.

Oh mighty Google, please put this functionality in 'Google Labs'! Please have your outsourced Indian programmers figure out my lifestyle algorithm and prepopulate and autopush the contact list on my cellphone!

I can't believe that we still live in mideval conditions. ATMs and Advil are insufficient. I demand the now, now.