Degenerate

I have this girl who lives across the floor from my apt. She's a degenerate. An Asian gal around 30 yrs. old. I see her from time to time in the elevator or waiting for the elevator. She looks like shit. She never wears make up and always wears basketball shorts or sweats and flip flops. She's the type of girl that looks like she never showers and doesn't care to. She also recently got a small dog. It's a size of a skinny cat and very hyperactive. It's a kindda dog that I can pick up and chuck across the street like a nerf football. Very annoying dog.

Anyway, in the past 2 months, she has decided to make the hallway into her own doggy park and play fetch. She comes out of her hole every few hours and they play fetch. Initially, when I saw this by accident as I was catching the elevator, she had a little pink ball which made minimal noise. But now, she has some kind of key chain or metallic thing that she throws and it makes alot of noise. It's very annoying.

I want to open my door, grab the mutt and step on it like a cockroach and watch it's internal organs spray on the walls then after she finishes watching it, I want to take out a Rambo sized hunting michete and sever her head off (OJ style) and throw it down the trash chute down the hall and on the way back from the trash chute to my apt. make hand stamps on the wall with the blood and sign it with my index finger 'Gucci' then come back inside and blast "Barracuda" by Heart while I wash my hands in the sink and watch the bloodwater swirl down the sinkhole like a twister.

Is that bad?